By avoiding confrontation, you avoid conflict, and no one wants to have a meeting that could've been an email, which is exactly what a confrontation is. Leave a note instead and express your true feelings without having to say an actual word.
A steaming hot coffee in your steaming hot shower? What more could you ask for? Probably for the Bathe & Brew to be a real thing. This gag gift box is one gift your friend might actually want to receive.
Grand theft ice cream is a zero-degree frosty felony. Prevent your ice cream from falling victim to a terrible crime with a Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Pint Combination Lock that'll keep your treat sealed up tight.
They're so bouncy and fun to juggle, who wouldn't want to play with balls? The characters in this book know that sharing is caring and want to spread the joy of giving and double entendre.
The girl who's been making a few too many trips to the animal shelter to adopt cat after cat needs an intervention. If she can't find a man, she can at least find a laugh in the Snuggle Pillow, which will make her feel like she&ap...
When you're in a sh**ty situation thanks to someone else's stupidity, leave them a business card as a reminder that they're dumb as a post. Choose from one of eight insults to fit the occasion.
Yankme parody candles are the realistic answers to scents you can never make heads or tails of. What does a "warm hug" smell like anyway? Who knows. Dog Vomit and Deez Nuts are just two of several more tangible, and memorable, sce...
This dog head mask is so realistic it'll look like you sent your dog-pelganger in your place to the costume party. It's 100% latex, making it as environmentally friendly and non-toxic as it is creepy.
Cards that sing are old news. Cards that release a paper butterfly that will literally fly by your friend are the new trend in greetings. Keep the camera on your friend to catch their face when they see this bug flutter by.
Every guest that steps on this doormat will have a moment of panic when they try to remember if they put pants on before leaving the house. For that reason alone, there's never been a better reason to buy someone a doormat.