Treat thy cuts and bruises with a dash of 16th century wit by covering them up using these Shakespearean Insult Bandages. Each one is adorned with an image of the famous playwright along with one of fifteen insults from his iconic plays.
The Baby Shield is your ticket to staying high and dry while you’re changing Jr’s dirty diaper. The transparent shield comes fitted with a couple of heavy-duty gloves that are thick enough to stand up to whatever your stinky baby throws...
Learn the ins and outs of cohabitating with a feline from the informative “Guys Can Be Cat Ladies Too” book. This hilarious read sheds light on a multitude of cat related subjects such as how to pet them without getting mercilessly maul...
Fuck, Now There Are Two of You is the hilariously crude and entertaining read that will make an ideal gift to any parent expecting their second bundle of joy. This candid and profane book comes beautifully illustrated and should certainly n...
Teach your little dude or dudette the righteous values of Dudeism from early on by reading them Am I A Dude? as their bedtime story. In this comical and informative read, they’ll learn valuable lessons like what a dude is, and where dudes...
You’re Only Old Once! proves that you’re never too old for Dr. Seuss. Written to commemorate his 82nd birthday, this wonderfully illustrated and witty book follows an elderly man through a uniquely Seussian check-up where he’s “poke...
Help little Timmy understand the concept of doing hard time by reading him “The Night Dad Went To Jail”. This informative children’s book will teach kids the life changes they can expect after daddy gets sent off to federal pound me i...
Everyone’s favorite wacky inflatable tube man is making the leap from the used car lot to your living space! Available in two desktop appropriate sizes, it’s designed to fit on top of a small base that can be operated with the push of a...
It’s just a flesh wound! The black knight is the bravest knight in all the land, willing to fight til he is nothing more than a stump. This fourteen inch tall fully dismemberable black knight plush toy is a must have item for fans of the ...
This holiday season, treat your taste buds to these festively themed mac & cheese flavored candy canes. Each yellow-striped candy cane in this six piece set will make you feel like you’re digging into a creamy bowl of some delicious m...