Since he's a dad, he'll wear crew cut socks with these sandals, but he'll be rocking function over fashion when he's walking around in them. The accupressure nodes massage his feet in places designed to increase blood flow and reduce tension with every step he takes.
Keep yourself alert and hydrated like a true gamer as you journey throughout the bowels of Azeroth by consuming the mana energy drink. Packed with more caffeine than two Redbulls, it provides hours of jitter-free energy with no after-crash.
Wowee! A 7-piece Pimple Popper Tool Kit. Blackheads, whiteheads, and pus-filled zits better watch out, 'cause there's never been a better way to get rid of acne!...
Whether he's gon' fishin' or gon' to work, he'll be able to use the Yeti Rambler Insulated Tumbler. The versatile mug will never sweat, comes in a ton of colors, has a MagSafe lock that prevents spills and splashes,...
You know I have to say it: the Rugboard will really tie your meals together. ... Or at least encourage your guests to pee on them. While not specifically a nod to The Big Lebowski like The Dude's Rug Cutting Board, no...
Improve air quality while treating your eyes to a stunning visual display by setting out this anti-gravity water droplet air purifier. Apart from purifying the air around you, this piece creates an incredible anti-gravity effect that sends ...
Become a regular Casanova after you hit the town wearing some Stan Lee cologne. If there’s one thing the ladies love, it’s comic geeks that smell like the 90-something godfather of superhero comics. It’s the designer fragrance as dist...
The FireCel Plus is a 3-in-1 hand warmer, flashlight, and charger from Celestron, who I know as "the expensive telescope people." And indeed, a multi-tool that will toast your frigid fingers, power up your dying phone...
Bring levity into the workplace by hanging up this Micheal Scott motivational quote poster. It’s guaranteed to keep everyone’s spirits high during the long workweek and is printed on premium museum-grade Fuji Crystal Archive Paper.
If you don't bring an umbrella to the course, it's going to rain, that's just how the universe works. With this automatic open oversize golf umbrella, if the skies open up while he's out and about, he'll be dry as a...
