Apparel & Accessories

Ever wondered what it might be like to have webbed fingers? Wonder no longer. These durable latex rubber gloves will have you flying by other frogs in the water. Perfect for SCUBA diving, swimming, surfing, and even jumping...

The Dude makes his first (but surely not last) appearance on DudeIWantThat.com and a finer coupling I cannot imagine. Filled with lessons on life, love and nihilism, this is surely the perfect gift for any Lebowski fan...

Nothing burps like bacon... candy. I think this might not be as good for popping into your mouth one after another as sneak attacking an unsuspecting friend by giving him piece casually and seeing what genuine surprise...

Perfect for smuggling booze into any event that calls for binoculars (does any event really call for binoculars?). Why pay $10 a drink at a game, when you can bring your own party in your binocs and only spend $6 for...

In a pickle because you skipped the birth of your first child to compete in the 2011 CrossFit Games? Make it up to your wife, and prepare your bundle of joy for the road of high intensity interval training that lies ahead...

There is one in every neighborhood. Her lawn is left unkempt all summer. The paint is slowly chipping away from the outside of her house. You fear having any type of interaction with her. And of course, what she lacks...

Our current Secretary of State and former First Lady certainly has her hands full these days. Fortunately her legs are free. And what better way to set them to purpose than busting nuts. Er... cracking balls. Wait...

At this point, the bacon craze has reached a state of lunacy that renders bacon soda somewhat expected. Pedestrian, even. Still, there are smoky, greasy meat flavors, and then there are CARBONATED smoky, greasy meat flavors...

Cards Against Humanity is basically a more blatantly raunchy and politically incorrect version of the game Apples to Apples. And Apples to Apples is basically an evolution of Mad Libs that better lends itself to large...