Going with your backup wingman basically ensures you're gonna get c*ckblocked. When that happened, you're gonna have a bad case of exactly what's on this Balls Ugly Christmas Sweater. The blue-hued ornaments are certainly festive, if unpleasant when they're in your pants and not the front of a sweater.
If you've been dreaming of a Fries Christmas, this Jolly Burger sweater is for you. Your days will be merry and Beef when you're wearing the full meal dressed up with sequins on the wackiest fair isle pattern you've ever seen...
When you're in a warmer climate, it's a little hard to get with your friend's Fuzz-or-Bust idea for the ugly sweater party. Instead of sweating your jingle bells off, wear this Too Hot for My Ugly Sweater Christmas Shirt. It&...
M-E-R-R-Y M-O-U-S-E is what this sweater would sing if it could. This Disney Ugly Christmas sweater will have you jonesing to go to the most magical place on Earth. The officially licensed sweater is made of 60% cotton for premium comfort.
When your days are merry and bright (like Dunder Mifflin Paper) you can only hope that all your Christmases will be Dwight. This comfy and cool cotton sweater is officially licensed and will wish all around the happiest Schrute-mas.
It's cuffing season, and it's hard to resist a man all wrapped up in a bow for you. This tacky AF Wrapped Up With A Bow Ugly Christmas Sweater decks him out in red and green and ties him up with a golden bow in the middle. It&apos...
This BYOWine Ugly Christmas Sweater might make the cut to wear year-round, or at least for the entirety of the holiday season. The front of the striped wonder features a stocking with room enough to fit a whole bottle of wine. You'll b...
The genius that thought of this You Miss You Drink Ugly Sweater Game deserves a major award, but there aren't any leg lamps lying around. The sweater has velcro on the front and comes with a set of sticky balls you can throw at each ot...
This Galactic Dinosaur Tacky Christmas Sweater is a true rainbow-rific eyesore. You can't look away from it, so if you're looking to be the life of the party, you need this sweatshirt. Made of polyester and Spandex, the sweatshirt...
Sing us a song, you're the DI-ANOSAUR man, cuz we're all in the mood for a melody and Jingle Bells isn't cutting it anymore. This hilarious Dinosaur Piano Bar Ugly Sweater is great for a musician or just a guy who really real...