Hmmm, these Barebones Pruning Shears look a little less artisan and a little more tormenter to me. Maybe the black stainless steel blades and their oversized, ambidextrous handles are made for artisanal torturing. The...
Live out your college dreams of wrestling with women in skimpy outfits with help from the bulk jello wrestling kit. Inside this magnificent kit you’ll find everything you need for the party of a lifetime. Just fill up the kiddie pool and...
Welcome to Edition 120 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...
She'll be on her way to the Olympics for rhythmic gymnastics or in perfect practice for princess auditions when she starts dancing with Sarah's Rainbow Silk Streamer. The handle is lightweight and made of wood, and the 8' lon...
Bring your old school console into the twenty-first century using this NES retro receiver. It allows you to use wireless controllers on your original NES system and is designed to support all 8Bitdo controllers and arcade sticks.
These Relief Shower Steamers will transform your next rinse into a soothing and invigorating experience that’ll wash away all your stress and fatigue. It’s infused with essential oils along with an intoxicatingly refreshing eucalyptus a...
Communication, so the saying goes, is key. How appropriate then for the bilinguists of the Galactic Republic to provide us with this Translator Ring, a finger-sized key to communicating with the Huttese. Imagine how Jabba...
The Smart Cuckoo Clock is Amazon’s take on a classic. This Alexa-enabled concept cuckoo would the user to customize the clock with their preferred sounds as well as using their voice to easily set timers and alarms.
Surf Porn. Sounds like a mighty fine subgenre of the industry to me. But, alas, if Surf Porn is to be a literal term, it will be up to me and mine, or you and yours (or all of us!) to make it so, because here Surf Porn...
When you've hit that coveted 6-5, it's time to start toting a new set of business cards that are the envy of everyone who's 6-4 and younger. These novelty cards are a hilarious gag gift at a retirement party.
