Beastie Bar Deep Tissue Massager

• Unleash the power of deep tissue massage with the Beastie Bar.
• Say goodbye to sore muscles and hello to relief.
• It's like a unicorn's head-butt, but for your muscles.
• Experience the 'aggressive' massage that's more painful than a unicorn's head-butt.
• Perfect for those who enjoy a little extra 'oomph' in their massage.

Imagine a massage that's so intense, it's like a unicorn's head-butt, but for your muscles. That's the Beastie Bar Deep Tissue Massager for you.

This isn't your average massage tool. It's designed to penetrate deep into your muscles, providing a massage that's more painful than a unicorn's head-butt. But don't worry, it's also incredibly effective at relieving tension and soreness.