A helmet can only do so much for you. Ensure you’re truly protected by outfitting your ride with The Bicycle Seatbelt. It will quickly mount onto any bike seat, can support up to 400 pounds, and is speed tested up to 48 miles per hour.
Let your irreverent sense of humor run wild without ruffling any feathers by unwinding with this “Calm The Fuck Down” coloring book. It comes full of beautiful patterns that are complemented by sassy quips such as “Something to do unt...
This Drop The Mic microphone is a must-have at your next party. This extremely fun and unique novelty microphone will record your voice and then automatically play back your recording once your drop the mic and it hits the floor.
Effortlessly drive friends and family insane by placing the Frickin’ Cricket hidden annoying chirping box anywhere you’d like. It will emit 3 realistic cricket sounds and features a small and thin design that will allow you to hide it v...
Bring some hilarity and laughter into your everyday life with The Screaming Goat figurine. Ideal for goat-lovers who are fan of screaming goat videos, this small goat companion that will emit a loud and wildly entertaining scream upon press...
Tidy Tips are the fingertip toilet brushes that will allow you to get into every nook and cranny of your porcelain goddess. They’re tough and extremely versatile meaning they’re also ideal for cleaning up nearly any type of dirty hole i...
Transform yourself into the freakiest canine the world has ever seen by topping off your costume with this realistic dog head mask. This outrageous latex and faux fur mask provides a roomy fit that’s ideal for both children and adults.
With the Donald Trump toilet paper you’ll finally have a chance to shit all over this mockery of a presidential candidate. Each square comes printed with a black and grey portrait of the eccentric billionaire eagerly waiting to taste the ...
Give your home that something special it’s been missing with this Hatch Your Own Spiders Terrarium. The terrarium comes with a spider net, some antivenom, and features a large opening so the tiny arachnids can roam around freely in their ...
Have a laugh looking through failed works inside the pages of this Crap Taxidermy book. This nightmare inducing work of art showcases some of the most spectacularly atrocious attempts at taxidermy ever attempted by man.