Don’t drive another mile without first refilling your car’s blinker fluid! This maximum strength blinker fluid is good for up to 6,000 blinks and is compatible with all makes and models. Best of all, the ample 8-ounce bottle can be used for storage once it’s all used up.
Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a ...
Fill your buddy’s special day with laughter by placing their awesome gift inside the Fart Filler prank box. This comical package will disguise your amazing gift as an absurd personal flatulence plug that is inserted into the anus to mask ...
Turn yourself into an undisputed connoisseur of cannabis by plunging your nostrils into The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed. This whimsically illustrated book manages to cover over 4,000 years of weed history in just 22 pages with 20 scrat...
The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity is your secret weapon in the battle against mindlessness. In this modern-day must-read, economic history professor, Carlo M. Cipolla identifies 5 quintessential laws for recognizing and neutralizing this ev...
This stick shift fidget toy is perfect for gearheads who love manual transmissions. This neat keychain features a high quality construction and can actually move just like a real life gear stick shifter – making it ideal for any auto enth...
If you truly want to be left alone, nothing will keep people away like these pee and poo pants. The front is designed to look like you are drenched in urine while the browned-out backside creates an even more eye-catching visual.
Ruin your buddy’s day and freak him out like only a best bud can by covering his car with this prank fake bird poop. This realistic looking bird poop won’t damage or stain car paint or fabrics and will easily wash off with some water.
Get in touch with your inner crustacean when you slip on a pair of giant lobster claws. Who needs things like fingers and opposable thumbs when you can trade that all in for a pair of gnarly 14 1/2″ silicone pincers great for clawing stuf...
Don’t stress it if the men aren’t biting, because now you’ll easily be able to grow your very own boyfriend! Just drop this bad boy into the water and this chiseled hunk will grow to six times his original size in just seventy-two hours.