Ensure your feline friend remains looking as youthful as ever by improving their facial lines with this cat face massager. Three groups of strategically placed rollers massage the face in three phases while relaxing muscles and tightening the skin.
Let your irreverent sense of humor run wild without ruffling any feathers by unwinding with this “Calm The Fuck Down” coloring book. It comes full of beautiful patterns that are complemented by sassy quips such as “Something to do unt...
The Awkward Moments Children’s Bible is the hilarious adult themed read designed to get you thinking critically about the good book. It combines a series of actual bible verses and whimsical illustrations to get readers thinking about how...
Heat dessert up in a major way by taking a bite out of the world’s hottest chocolate bar. Despite its diminutive size, this delectable chocolate is insanely hot, having been made with chili extract rated at 9 million Scoville Heat Units.
Turn shower time into happy hour with the Shower Margarita Machine. This must-have bathroom accessory comes in a vibrantly and hilariously designed box measuring 11.25” x 9” x 3.25” and is guaranteed to create laughs.
Say hello to our little friend – and his little friend – with the Scarface lawn gnome. This aggressive little fellow stands vigilant and ready to go postal on the first neighbor or neighborhood pet who accidentally stumbles onto your pe...
Get prehistoric this Halloween season by dressing up in this terrifyingly realistic inflatable T-Rex costume. It is available in both adult and children’s sizes, so you and your little ones can run amok in the neighborhood, getting all th...
Ensure your success in the world of business by sipping from the fountain of knowledge that is Somehow I Manage. In this educational read, you’ll delve into the mind of business wizard, Michael Scott and learn everything that’s made him...
Like many important life lessons, teaching kids about something is best done in laughable cartoon form. All My Friends Are Dead is a hilarious book that teaches your kids about death. Follow this book up with “Everyone Poops” afterwards...
Don’t stress it if the men aren’t biting, because now you’ll easily be able to grow your very own boyfriend! Just drop this bad boy into the water and this chiseled hunk will grow to six times his original size in just seventy-two hours.