Cock Breath Mints
Cock breath is charming, but dick breath is a whole other level. Insults aside, these mints are here to keep your breath minty fresh.
Cock Breath Mints: The Breath of Fresh Air
- Say goodbye to the 'cock' breath blues.
- These mints are here to keep your breath minty fresh.
- Perfect for the gentleman who wants to keep his breath minty fresh.
- Great for parties, dates, or just when you need a quick pick-me-up.
- No more 'cock' breath, just minty freshness.
Cock breath is alright, but I think I prefer dick breath. As an insult, I mean. Obviously, these mints are here to keep your breath minty fresh and your breath minty fresh.
Whether you're a fan of the classic 'cock' breath or you're just looking to keep your breath fresh, these mints are the perfect solution. They're not just for the gentleman who wants to keep his breath minty fresh, they're for anyone who wants to keep their breath fresh and minty.
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