This adorable corgi butt car tissue dispenser makes an excellent addition for the ride of any dog lover. This cute doggy tooshie is made from premium polyester to ensure longevity and comes with a large zippered opening so that you can easily refill the tissues.
Heat dessert up in a major way by taking a bite out of the world’s hottest chocolate bar. Despite its diminutive size, this delectable chocolate is insanely hot, having been made with chili extract rated at 9 million Scoville Heat Units.
Achieve true gender equality by peeing while standing up with this female urination funnel. Simply place the plastic pink funnel by your hoo-ha and watch as you break gender barriers as you perform the glorious act of urinating while standing.
The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity is your secret weapon in the battle against mindlessness. In this modern-day must-read, economic history professor, Carlo M. Cipolla identifies 5 quintessential laws for recognizing and neutralizing this ev...
Relive your glorious puberty years all over again by popping gushy zits from Pimple Pete’s face. In this weirdly fun and oddly satisfying family game you and the other players must pop the all nasty zits on Pete’s face without accidenta...
You’re Only Old Once! proves that you’re never too old for Dr. Seuss. Written to commemorate his 82nd birthday, this wonderfully illustrated and witty book follows an elderly man through a uniquely Seussian check-up where he’s “poke...
Learn how to seem like a better person without actually having to improve yourself by learning how to fake it using this helpful book. Inside the informative pages of “Faking It”, you’ll learn everything necessary to appear like a win...
If you’ve grown tired of the garden variety lawn ornaments, the mooning garden gnome is just what you need to spruce up the yard. This little stinker may be an outcast among his fellow gnomes, but he’s exactly what you’ve been looking...
Live your life with no ragrets – not even a single letter – when you proudly display your fail-proof motto with this temporary tattoo. It’s easy to apply and is perfect for job interviews and first time meet and greets with your finan...
With the Donald Trump toilet paper you’ll finally have a chance to shit all over this mockery of a presidential candidate. Each square comes printed with a black and grey portrait of the eccentric billionaire eagerly waiting to taste the ...