Make sure your loved ones never find out what a depraved sexual deviant you really are by strapping on this “delete my browser history” bracelet ASAP! Per the Hippocratic Oath, your medical technician will be forced to clear your shameful browsing history before you die!
Morning coffee gets a lot more exciting when she can watch a recap of her favorite reality show on her phone. With these sparkly red pumps hold her phone in the perfect position for viewing.
The RADTriage Radiation Detector is a U.S. Military-grade personal dosimeter, which I need because the homeless guy outside my office is always warning me about how the government is secretly allowing high levels of radiation...
Age whole cuts of savory meat without producing nasty odors using this dry aged steak starter kit. It comes with a small vacuum sealer and specially formulated breathable membrane bags that create the perfect environment for you to dry your...
The flags are up on the course and the siren has gone off, what's a golfer to do when there's lightning. The answer is to shuffle the cards in Play Nine - The Card Game of Golf! The goal is the same as the real game, score the low...
A keychain-sized tub of protein powder? No whey! Yes whey, my shake-sipping friends, and not only that. These portable protein and supplement powder keychains are even called OnMyWhey, so they, much like myself, are as...
A picture's worth a thousand words, and this box gives you 200 of them to try and describe the picture. Get poetic on the fridge and flex a different creative muscle with these magnets that are photography-themed. Like a photo, they ca...
Fulfill your wife’s wildest and weirdest culinary cravings during her pregnancy by whipping up mouth-watering treats from The Pregnancy Cookbook. The book comes chock-full of yummy one-of-a-kind recipes that are guaranteed to satisfy you ...
Mutant Turds, Chewkaka, and Harry Plopper at your service. Er, more like at your shitter. It's easy to describe Hangrees - they're parody figures that poop slime in the likeness of various pop culture darlings. Colorful...
