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Perfect your form and technique by working with this Wing Chun training ring. This stainless steel ring features a diameter of 8.26″, is 0.7″ thick, and will help you develop the ability to effectively use your arms in a confined space.
Light up your grill faster than the human torch when you use the ultimate fire lighter. Capable of blasting a 2600 degree Fahrenheit flame at the pull of a trigger, the lighter requires no aid from lighter fluids and features a built in fan...
The tabletop bar set will bring happy hour to wherever you’re at. This cherry-stained acacia wood bar comes with 19 stainless steel bar essentials ranging from a 2-piece shaker to a double-sided jigger. The set even features a hinged lid ...
It’s rumored that Jedi knights get their high connection to the force because of all the sushi they eat. You too can be a Jedi if you eat enough sushi while using these lightsaber chopsticks… well, probably not – but they are pretty c...
This brilliant foot pump scaffolding jack will make your next project a lot simpler to complete. It boasts a solid steel construction that makes it incredibly durable and features a simple yet efficient mechanism that you can easily operate...
Keep your mane looking as glorious and thick as ever by sprinkling some beard oil into your manly whiskers. Made from all natural ingredients, this special oil contains a delightful woodsy scent and is designed to give your beard and mustac...
Walk with confidence knowing you’re armed with this self defense pepper spray gun. Weighing a mere twenty-eight grams, this lightweight spray gun allows you to quickly fire a steady stream of pepper spray to a distance of up to twenty fee...
Keep your glorious manly mane looking on point with the Arkham premium beard straightener. The beard straightener utilizes ion technology and MCH dual ceramic plates to efficiently straighten out those scraggly hairs.
You may not be made of money, but why can’t your suit be? This highly fashionable two-buttoned cash suit envelops your manly frame in an attractive and eye-catching hundred dollar bill motif that’ll have you making it rain wherever you go.