Dragon Stapler: The Paper-Pinching Powerhouse

• No fire, no dagger tail, but this dragon's got teeth that'll bind your papers together forever!
• It's not just for papers, it'll also keep your fingers in check if you're not careful.
• Perfect for the office, the classroom, or anyone who loves a good paper chase.
• Just remember, this dragon's got a bite, so be gentle with your fingers.
• Inspired by the legend of Cornelius, who once got stapled by a dragon stapler.

Introducing the Dragon Stapler, a quirky and unique gift that's sure to bring a smile to anyone's face. This isn't your average stapler, no sir. This is a dragon, a paper-pinching powerhouse that'll keep your papers in line and your fingers safe.

With its sharp teeth and fierce appearance, the Dragon Stapler is a staple in any office or classroom. It's not just a tool, it's a statement. A statement that says, 'I'm not afraid of a little paper chaos, and I'm not afraid of a dragon stapler either.' So, why not give the gift of chaos control? Give the Dragon Stapler a try today!