F**k Me Perfume
Scent of seduction and sweetness, like a Tuscan blood orange kissed by tonka mousse. From the perfumers and the sexologists who brought you Sure...
F**k Me Perfume
- In the words of the great Marcy Playground, 'I smell sex and can-dy.'
- Or is that sex and cran-berries?
- With tonka mousse and a hint of Tuscan blood orange.
- From the perfumers and the sexologists who brought you Sure...
Imagine the scent of a sultry summer's day, where the air is thick with the promise of passion and the sweetness of a ripe fruit. That's the essence of F**k Me Perfume. This isn't just a perfume; it's a statement, a declaration of your unique style and your unapologetic charm.
Created by the same team that brought you Sure, this isn't your average scent. It's a bold, unashamed fragrance that will turn heads and spark conversations. Whether you're heading to a party or just want to make a statement, F**k Me Perfume is the perfect companion. So, go ahead, let the world know you're not afraid to be you. And remember, you'll never smell like anyone else again.
Some more items you'd probably like to throw your cash on...
Not My Job Stamp
Add a touch of humor to the office with this 'Not My Job' stamp. Perfect for work buddies or teachers, it's a two-sided ink pad that doubles the laughs.
MacBook Pocket Mirror
Got a MacBook Air obsession? Our pocket mirror is the perfect size for your iPod Nano-sized love for Apple. It's a mini MacBook Air, but with a mirror where the monitor should be.
K9 Sport Sack Dog Carrier Backpack
Tired of your furry friend's adventures? Let them nap in style with the K9 Sport Sack Dog Carrier Backpack. Perfect for all breeds, it's a sturdy knapsack that doubles as a cozy nap sack.
Dog Digging Toy
Dig in, dig out, dig happy! The iDig is a pawsome toy that lets your furry friend dig to their heart's content. No more buried bones, just buried fun!
Flawless Body Coverage: Waterproof Ma...
Get flawless, natural-looking coverage that lasts all day with this waterproof body makeup. Its buildable formula conceals everything from scars and tattoos to stretch marks while feeling lightweight on your skin. Experience the confidence ...
Cup Cozy Pillow
Say goodbye to 'koozie' and hello to 'cozy'! This Cup Cozy Pillow transforms your cup holder into a squishy, snuggly haven for your drinks. Perfect for those who love a good 'cozy' with their brew.
Suspend - Abstract Jenga
If Jenga is Kermit, Suspend is Animal. If Jenga is Taylor Swift, Suspend is Bjork. If Jenga is an apple, Suspend is this apple. I think you get the drift.
