Don’t get sad when your doctor says you can only have one glass of wine per day – get creative and have just one glass with this massive chalice that can hold one whole bottle of wine inside of it! It’s a must-have for alcoholics on the brink of self-destruction.
Keep an ace up your sleeve, or rather, in your purse if danger arises by toting around this floral self-defense kubaton keychain. Designed by a self-defense expert, this virtually unbreakable keychain allows you to strike your attacker with...
Makeup is awesome, so why not embrace it by storing all your accessories inside the “contents: my face” cosmetic bag? The bag comes in a fun pink hue along with the comical message that tells the whole world that’s where your money ma...
Say what’s on your mind without uttering a single word while wearing these “bring me some wine” socks. These white cotton socks provide a soft comfy fit that’ll keep your feet toasty – making this a great gift for the lazy wine lo...
These unique wine glasses feature a built in aerating fountain in the center that will disperse your wine out over several different aeration spouts, infusing oxygen into the wine to release more flavor. It also works great for top shelf li...
Stop attracting Mr. Wrong – with the asshole repellent spray you can ensure that only good men will be coming your way on a night out. This life changing spray is scientifically engineered to repel not just assholes but also douche bags, ...
Complete your killer look with a fashion accessory that’s to die for with the butcher’s cleaver purse. The purse lets you store all your personal belongings within the blood covered cleaver blade and provides a comfortable strap and han...
Finally a knife holder that calms the murderous rage we all feel for our ex’s! This five piece knife set includes every type of knife you’d typically use to murder your ex, comes in a wide variety of colors, and is the perfect gift for ...
If you seek to lounge or catch some Zs in utmost comfort you need the pregnancy pillow. This 100% hypoallergenic pillow features a “C” design that you can position in a number of ways so that you can be comfortable in whatever position ...
Treat your body to a luxurious spa experience from the comfort of home using this lava hot stone massage kit. The high-quality stones in this kit are cured and expertly hand-polished to ensure the best possible experience, to leave you feel...