Now you can anthropomorphize basically any object you see on the street thanks to these giant googly eyes. These oversized eyes adhere to most surfaces so that you can bring them to life in an incredibly fun and hilarious new way.
Have a laugh looking through failed works inside the pages of this Crap Taxidermy book. This nightmare inducing work of art showcases some of the most spectacularly atrocious attempts at taxidermy ever attempted by man.
Exact revenge in the most glorious way imaginable by bathing your enemy in glitter using the spring loaded glitter bomb. Designed to look like a standard postal package, it comes with a built in spring mechanism that violently shoots glitte...
Ensure your kitty cat is prepared to handle all the perils that threaten their nine lives by reading them How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety. They’ll be ready to face anything from Satanists and online predators and even how to surv...
Promote healthy eating while staying dry in stormy weather with the romaine lettuce head umbrella. This compact and lightweight novelty umbrella comes with an amusing lettuce graphic that creates the illusion you’re toting around an actua...
Ensure you’re prepared for your journey into the afterlife by studying the Handbook For The Recently Deceased. This unique prop is handmade with meticulous detail to resemble the one from the unforgettable Beetlejuice movie.
Little Penis: A Finger Puppet Parody Book will entertain and delight everyone, minus the kids. In this clever and vividly illustrated book, you’ll bring Little Penis to life and go on a remarkable adventure that’s sure to conclude in a ...
Treat thy cuts and bruises with a dash of 16th century wit by covering them up using these Shakespearean Insult Bandages. Each one is adorned with an image of the famous playwright along with one of fifteen insults from his iconic plays.
Express yourself without having to directly encounter another actual human being by leaving behind one of these passive aggressive notes. These effortlessly witty notes allow you to conveniently address a range of behavioral failures in oth...
Satisfy your darkest culinary desires by reading about Miss Chicken in the Fifty Shades of Chicken cookbook. Her exploits with a wealthy, sexy and very hungry chef lead her into risque predicaments that’ll leave you feeling all hot, hung...