Get in touch with your inner crustacean when you slip on a pair of giant lobster claws. Who needs things like fingers and opposable thumbs when you can trade that all in for a pair of gnarly 14 1/2″ silicone pincers great for clawing stuff and making you look awesome in general.
Turn yourself into an undisputed connoisseur of cannabis by plunging your nostrils into The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed. This whimsically illustrated book manages to cover over 4,000 years of weed history in just 22 pages with 20 scrat...
Life can be a lot to take sometimes and the Fuck This Shitshow gratitude journal is here to help. Inside its pages, you’ll get to do things like rate your mood in pineapples, read dozens of inspirational quotes, and even write down your t...
Stonks, as we all know, only go up. But to fuel your five minutes of diligent research before going diamond hands with your kid’s college fund into a stonk, you need to stay caffeinated! And what better way to do it, than with a Stonks co...
Get to know the thoughtful and sensitive man that hides deep, deep, deep beneath Number 45’s brazen and cocksure exterior by reading The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump. Experience his best tweets and quotes, rearranged into beautiful po...
Stimulate the senses while finding inner peace with Pet This Fucking Puppy. Designed like a children’s book for adults, this playful read will help melt away stress and ease your nerves with a variety of tactile, visual, and even olfactor...
The Awkward Moments Children’s Bible is the hilarious adult themed read designed to get you thinking critically about the good book. It combines a series of actual bible verses and whimsical illustrations to get readers thinking about how...
Take your parties from wild to legendary with Fear Pong: Internet Famous. This incredibly fun game is remarkably simple to play. There are two dares under each cup, if you do one of the dares you keep the cup. If you refuse both, you drink ...
Make your upcoming year a little less ruff with this hilarious Humping Dogs calendar. Each month you’ll be treated to an amusing image of two doggies going at it that’s impossible not to smile or laugh at, making this a perfect gift ide...
Learn how to seem like a better person without actually having to improve yourself by learning how to fake it using this helpful book. Inside the informative pages of “Faking It”, you’ll learn everything necessary to appear like a win...