Ensure your next family game night is one the kids will never forget by playing the Hay In A Needle Stack board game! The box measures 11.25” x 9” x 3.25” and comes with the high-quality graphic printed over every square inch of the exterior.
Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a ...
Instantly brighten up even the worst of days with the yodeling pickle. This modern-day necessity will yodel endlessly at the simple push of a button, ensuring hours and hours of pure entertainment that will delight and annoy.
Teach your children about stranger danger in the most cruel and unforgivable way possible with the creepy peeping Tom prank toy. Simply place Mr. Tom at the lowest point of your kid’s window and watch as they spend the rest of their lives...
Don’t drive another mile without first refilling your car’s blinker fluid! This maximum strength blinker fluid is good for up to 6,000 blinks and is compatible with all makes and models. Best of all, the ample 8-ounce bottle can be used...
Learn the ins and outs of cohabitating with a feline from the informative “Guys Can Be Cat Ladies Too” book. This hilarious read sheds light on a multitude of cat related subjects such as how to pet them without getting mercilessly maul...
Little Penis: A Finger Puppet Parody Book will entertain and delight everyone, minus the kids. In this clever and vividly illustrated book, you’ll bring Little Penis to life and go on a remarkable adventure that’s sure to conclude in a ...
You’re Only Old Once! proves that you’re never too old for Dr. Seuss. Written to commemorate his 82nd birthday, this wonderfully illustrated and witty book follows an elderly man through a uniquely Seussian check-up where he’s “poke...
Walks in the park will become a thing of the past once The Pet Swing enters your life. It can easily attach to almost any swingset and will provide your furry friend with a comfortable fit that won’t hinder movement while they are joyfull...
Learn how to seem like a better person without actually having to improve yourself by learning how to fake it using this helpful book. Inside the informative pages of “Faking It”, you’ll learn everything necessary to appear like a win...