The Dihydrogen Monoxide Warning Sticker is a must-have precaution for anyone with a swimming pool, a showerhead, or a Darth Vader Tea Kettle. Better safe than sued, right?...
Imagine the sick pleasure Tyler Vendetti and Rebecca Pry took in writing and illustrating The Illustrated Compendium of Ugly English Words: Including Phlegm, Chunky, Moist, and More. Just knowing the sick pleasure we...
Easily carry everything you need to survive the great outdoors in your pocket with this compact wilderness survival tool. Forged from metal, this credit card sized tool contains six useful tools ranging from fish hooks to snare locks and se...
The Broadway hit's original script is one of JK Rowling's most recent works. Now that Harry is all grown up, get to know his story and the struggles he faces as the father to three small children while trying to forge his path for...
This USB C mouse jiggler is a must-own for anyone that works from home. This ingenious gadget is designed to randomly move your mouse, so you aren’t reported as “idle” when you’re not actually at your desk.
The Power Claw is the ingeniously designed power strip that you can clamp onto just about anything. This toolbox essential comes with 3 grounded outlets and features a spring loaded clamp that allows it to lock onto any surface.
Parade your sexy animosity for pants by walking with your bum exposed wearing the no pants shirt. The slogan on the front of this comfortable, loose-fitting t-shirt perfectly relates the unmatched feeling of freedom you feel the moment you ...
Are feeling zen and achieving self-actualization on your bucket list? The Bucket List: Places to Find Peace and Quiet is a book filled with ideas for those who take a slightly different approach to the trendy method of...
Cock breath is alright, but I think I prefer dick breath. As an insult, I mean. Obviously...
