Make the most out of the precious time you have on this earth with your children by traumatizing them for life with this easy to follow instructional book. It utilizes 7 proven methods that apply to all parenting styles so kids everywhere can be forever scarred.
Help little Timmy understand the concept of doing hard time by reading him “The Night Dad Went To Jail”. This informative children’s book will teach kids the life changes they can expect after daddy gets sent off to federal pound me i...
Laugh at the misfortune of flunked students as you flip through the pages of the Failed Exams Answers book. This book is a compilation – arranged by subject – of the most clever and incorrect answers ever imaginable. It’s a true indic...
Pets Gone Shady is the incredibly entertaining adult card game that you get when mash-up Clue, Uno, and then throw in some flying octopuses and naked turtles into the mix. The game is for 2-5 people, takes just 5 minutes to learn, and 15-20...
Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a ...
Brighten up everyone’s dreary rainy day by placing this cleverly designed Forrest Gump rear window wiper decal on your vehicle. This hilarious decal is also both weather-resistant and UV-protected to minimize fading and cracking.
Hitch up your wagons and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime when you play The Oregon Trail board game. The classic computer game is back and better than ever with even more treacherous cattle crossings, and death by dysentery!
You’re Only Old Once! proves that you’re never too old for Dr. Seuss. Written to commemorate his 82nd birthday, this wonderfully illustrated and witty book follows an elderly man through a uniquely Seussian check-up where he’s “poke...
Make the most out of every drive by outfitting your ride with the Turn & Churn travel ice cream maker. With this road-trip must-have you simply place all the ingredients into the bowl, lock it into place, and wait for the spinning motio...
Lighten your load without forgoing the essentials by packing this dehydrated water in a can. It features a 100% organic and BPA-free formula guaranteed to quench your thirst – just add water and enjoy. Once you’re done you can even use ...