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Express yourself without having to directly encounter another actual human being by leaving behind one of these passive aggressive notes. These effortlessly witty notes allow you to conveniently address a range of behavioral failures in oth...
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Do we really need a whole book about Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby? Does anyone really dispute this fact in the first place? Cats: furry; funny; fearless; independent. Babies: diapers full of poo...
Sleep with a Hollywood A-lister on a nightly basis by snuggling up with this Nicolas Cage pillowcase. Mr. Cage lays half-naked, his Con-Air era muscles flexing for your pleasure, with a smoldering look on his face that lets you know everyth...
I myself prefer Snakebites to Black and Tans, but really I just like straight whiskey. Less filling and makes it slightly more bearable to be around all the microbrew snobs who insist on "crafting" their layered drinks...
It's a guide to fighting the bloodthirsty undead. As opposed to the brain-hungry undead. The Vampire Combat Manual is a necessary complement to anyone's zombie killing kit or how-to book, and adds to contemporary society's...
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