I Need a New Butt!
Looking for a new bottom? Check out 'I Need a New Butt!' - it's not just a book, it's a butt-iful journey!
I Need a New Butt!
- Because the one I have is defective.
- It has a crack, and it's not a good crack.
- It's time for a change, and this book is here to help.
- With a catchy refrain and a quirky story, it's a butt-iful read.
- Perfect for the person who's always looking for a new... well, you know.
Imagine a world where your butt is the star of the show. That's the world of 'I Need a New Butt!' This isn't just a book, it's a butt-iful journey. With a catchy refrain and a quirky story, it's a butt-iful read. Perfect for the person who's always looking for a new... well, you know. It's not just a book, it's a butt-iful journey.
So, if you're tired of your old butt, or you just want to add a little quirk to your life, 'I Need a New Butt!' is the perfect gift. It's a butt-iful journey, and it's waiting for you. So, what are you waiting for? Get ready to embrace a new butt-iful world.
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