These socks are more than just a pair of socks. They're a conversation starter, a wine lover's dream, and a challenge to your friends. If you can read these socks, you're legally obligated to bring me wine. And if you don't... well, I'm not getting up, but when I do, you'll never hear the end of it!
These socks are a testament to your commitment to the art of wine appreciation. They're a statement, not a fashion statement, but a statement nonetheless. They're a declaration of your love for wine and a challenge to your friends. If you can read these socks, you're legally obligated to bring me wine. And if you don't... well, I'm not getting up, but when I do, you'll never hear the end of it!
