The Kaweco Special Brass Mechanical Pencil might not have the words written along its barrel, but all it takes is one look at this 8-faced shimmering brass beauty and German import to know: it's mother fucking pencil...
Break your phone addiction once and for all by carrying around the brain reconditioning NoPhone fake smartphone. It has the look, feel, and weight of a regular iPhone without the distracting features like a camera or social media – thereâ...
Modular, touch-sensitive, and - oooh - lit up with LEDs? This is a different kind of hex tool. One that might make a better gift for your girlfriend than that titanium pry-axe you gave her last year too...
Welcome to Edition 96 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...
Defense wins games. (Right, Peyton?) Defensive driving prevents accidents. Proof of self-defense averts jail time. And a Pelican crushproof barrier defending your laptop against fat Aunt Jan tripping over a strap of the...
Combine lunchtime with playtime when you prepare your kids a tasty sandwich using the tetris sandwich mold. This amusing mold splits the sandwich into several tetris pieces that make it easier to eat as well as fun to play with when mom isn...
Keeping your home insect free is easier than ever thanks to this rechargeable bug vacuum. It charges via USB, comes with a built-in LED for increased visibility in the dark, and gives you the option to release the creepy crawlers you catch ...
Perfect for smuggling booze into any event that calls for binoculars (does any event really call for binoculars?). Why pay $10 a drink at a game, when you can bring your own party in your binocs and only spend $6 for...
Strap on the Omen X virtual reality gaming backpack and immerse yourself completely in the virtual world. The backpack allows you to move freely while you play and comes with 4 external battery packs that you can easily swap out during game...
This comfy blanket sweatshirt was made for cold winters. Available in a wide array of colorful designs, this poncho style sweatshirt provides a relaxing loose fit and features an ultra soft sherpa lining interior perfect for staying warm.