Finally, after years of research and millions of dollars in funding, we've found a way to capture that amazing ass smell in the form of a liquid to spray all over your enemies' unsuspecting friends before they leave for the office. It's like a secret weapon for the unassuming. Spray it on their clothes, their hair, their shoes—anywhere you can think of. Just remember, safety first: don't spray it on yourself or your pets. This is a prank, not a weapon of mass destruction.
Our Liquid Ass is not just a product; it's a statement. It's a testament to the power of a well-placed prank. It's a reminder that sometimes, the best revenge is laughter. So, go ahead, unleash the power of ass smell. Just don't tell us you didn't enjoy it.