My Retirement Plan Shirt

Imagine the look on his face when he puts on this shirt and realizes he's finally caught the big one: retirement! This screen-printed cotton shirt is his new fishing gear for the slow life.

Whether he's napping in the sun or sipping on a well-deserved drink, this shirt is the perfect accessory for the newly retired. It's a fun, irreverent way to celebrate the end of the work grind and the start of a new chapter.

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