Myerchin's Marlin Spike: The Ultimate Uncertainty

Myerchin's Marlin Spike is a quirky little gadget that's too big to be a toothpick, too small to be a fire poker, and too blunt to skewer kebabs. It's a mystery wrapped in an enigma, a riddle wrapped in a conundrum. What exactly is it? Only you can decide.

Whether you're a fan of the unknown or just want something to poke at your friends, the Myerchin Marlin Spike is the perfect addition to your collection. It's not just a spike, it's a statement. And a conversation starter. And a mystery. And a puzzle. And a... well, you get the idea.