Offensive Business Cards

These aren't your average business cards. They're designed to leave a lasting impression, and not just on your wallet. When you're in a sh**ty situation, you'll want to make sure the other person remembers it too. And what better way to do that than with a business card that says it all?

Our Offensive Business Cards come in eight hilarious insults, each one more offensive than the last. Whether you're dealing with a colleague who's always late, or a friend who's always forgetting your name, these cards are the perfect way to let them know exactly how you feel. So go ahead, give them a business card. They'll never forget it.

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