Looking for that perfect birthday card that actually makes him smile? You found it. This isn't your average greeting card - it's a carefully crafted piece of humor designed to deliver the perfect punchline for the man who appreciates a good laugh.
We believe humor should never come at the expense of quality. That's why this card is printed on the thickest 16pt card stock we could find - substantial enough to feel premium in his hands, yet affordable enough to keep your spirits high. Forget flimsy cards that feel like they'll disintegrate the moment you touch them.
What makes this card special isn't just the humor (though the Old Man Jorts joke is definitely a crowd-pleaser). It's the little details that show you put thought into his gift. The gold foil envelope and metallic gold seal add a touch of class that makes him think he's getting something fancy... until he opens it and discovers the hilarious surprise waiting inside.
Each card is ethically made right here in the USA, ensuring quality working conditions and attention to detail. We ship everything inside a thick Kraft mailer to prevent rips, tears, and bending during shipping - because nothing ruins a good joke like a damaged card. Plus, if for any reason you don't love it, we offer a full 30-day return guarantee, no questions asked.
Perfect for husbands, boyfriends, brothers, dads, best friends, or any guy in your life who appreciates a well-timed joke. Birthdays are about celebrating the people we love, and this card helps you do it with humor, style, and plenty of laughs.
