Yankme parody candles are the realistic answers to scents you can never make heads or tails of. What does a "warm hug" smell like anyway? Who knows. Dog Vomit and Deez Nuts are just two of several more tangible, and memorable, scents.
They're so bouncy and fun to juggle, who wouldn't want to play with balls? The characters in this book know that sharing is caring and want to spread the joy of giving and double entendre.
Butts are the truest and most natural stress relievers. Slap them, squeeze them, bury your face in them, it doesn't matter, butts are good for it. This butt shaped pillow comes with a yoga pants cover and is a surprisingly ergonomic wa...
Stained glass windows and penguins are so played out. The People of Walmart Coloring Book is where the real action is at. Choose from a number of scenes you'd never see anywhere other than the big box store.
Cards that sing are old news. Cards that release a paper butterfly that will literally fly by your friend are the new trend in greetings. Keep the camera on your friend to catch their face when they see this bug flutter by.
This dog head mask is so realistic it'll look like you sent your dog-pelganger in your place to the costume party. It's 100% latex, making it as environmentally friendly and non-toxic as it is creepy.
Every guest that steps on this doormat will have a moment of panic when they try to remember if they put pants on before leaving the house. For that reason alone, there's never been a better reason to buy someone a doormat.
By avoiding confrontation, you avoid conflict, and no one wants to have a meeting that could've been an email, which is exactly what a confrontation is. Leave a note instead and express your true feelings without having to say an actua...
Your feet will be feeling gouda when tucked into a pair of baguette slippers. You'll brie overjoyed by their plush interior that'll keep your tootsies nice and fresh baked in cool autumn and winter temps.
Everyone's got two sets of cheeks, and whomever receives this soap will never forget which side of the bar they used on one or the other thanks to the carved labels.