Express yourself without having to directly encounter another actual human being by leaving behind one of these passive aggressive notes. These effortlessly witty notes allow you to conveniently address a range of behavioral failures in others.
If you’re a cat person, these adorable phone holder kickstands are perfect for you. Each cheery little cat is made from PVC and comes fitted with a small suction cup over its two front paws to prevent your sleek smartphone from sliding off.
Shave valuable minutes off of your morning routine by killing two birds with one stone with the Bathe & Brew coffee maker showerhead. Now you’ll be able to whip up a delicious and invigorating cup of Joe while you soap up.
Hitch up your wagons and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime when you play The Oregon Trail board game. The classic computer game is back and better than ever with even more treacherous cattle crossings, and death by dysentery!
Ensure you’re prepared for your journey into the afterlife by studying the Handbook For The Recently Deceased. This unique prop is handmade with meticulous detail to resemble the one from the unforgettable Beetlejuice movie.
Relive your glorious puberty years all over again by popping gushy zits from Pimple Pete’s face. In this weirdly fun and oddly satisfying family game you and the other players must pop the all nasty zits on Pete’s face without accidenta...
Little Penis: A Finger Puppet Parody Book will entertain and delight everyone, minus the kids. In this clever and vividly illustrated book, you’ll bring Little Penis to life and go on a remarkable adventure that’s sure to conclude in a ...
Cure your smartphone addiction by upgrading your expensive phone to the NoPhone Air. This cost-efficient model comes with an impressive 0 GB storage capacity and an impossibly thin, lightweight design that makes it feel as though you’re n...
Fuck, Now There Are Two of You is the hilariously crude and entertaining read that will make an ideal gift to any parent expecting their second bundle of joy. This candid and profane book comes beautifully illustrated and should certainly n...
Keep your sprouts from becoming future Kyles and Karens with help from Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up As A-holes. This insightful and comical read will provide you with a treasure trove of “unfiltered advice on how to raise some awesome ...