Confront your fears head-on with the pop-up book of phobias. This twisted work of genius features everything from the fear of clowns to the fear of doctors and needles, and puts you right in front of the action to experience your worst nightmare come to life.
If you’ve grown tired of the garden variety lawn ornaments, the mooning garden gnome is just what you need to spruce up the yard. This little stinker may be an outcast among his fellow gnomes, but he’s exactly what you’ve been looking...
Appear like a rockstar at work without actually putting in any real effort with the Tricks To Appear Smart At Meetings day-to-day calendar. It comes packed with gems like “encourage everyone to take a step back” and “translate percent...
Staying up to date with today’s hippest lingo is as easy as ever with these slang flashcards. The box contains fifty cards, each defining a different term along with detailed illustrations for added context, an educational sample sentence...
A helmet can only do so much for you. Ensure you’re truly protected by outfitting your ride with The Bicycle Seatbelt. It will quickly mount onto any bike seat, can support up to 400 pounds, and is speed tested up to 48 miles per hour.
Make your upcoming year a little less ruff with this hilarious Humping Dogs calendar. Each month you’ll be treated to an amusing image of two doggies going at it that’s impossible not to smile or laugh at, making this a perfect gift ide...
Do battle at the highest of levels when you square off with an opponent at lightsaber thumb wresting. The mini lightsabers attach to the thumb via velcro to provide a more civilized way of dueling with the enemy while the scenic stage helps...
Make the world a better place by rewriting the pages of history while reading Killing Hitler with Praise and Fire. In this must-read for history buffs, you’ll take the role of a time traveler from the year 2525 who explores 13 different t...
Stimulate the senses while finding inner peace with Pet This Fucking Puppy. Designed like a children’s book for adults, this playful read will help melt away stress and ease your nerves with a variety of tactile, visual, and even olfactor...
Cure your smartphone addiction by upgrading your expensive phone to the NoPhone Air. This cost-efficient model comes with an impressive 0 GB storage capacity and an impossibly thin, lightweight design that makes it feel as though you’re n...