Ladies, prepare to enter a fantasy world where men listen to your issues, prepare delicious home-cooked meals, and clean the house when you dig into the pages of the “Porn for Women” book. It portrays the opposite sex just as you’d always imagined.
Watch your schnoz put on a first-rate redneck symphony with the Bocarina nose flute. This sophisticated and highly portable instrument is made from durable dishwasher-safe plastic and comes in four alluring color options.
With the Donald Trump toilet paper you’ll finally have a chance to shit all over this mockery of a presidential candidate. Each square comes printed with a black and grey portrait of the eccentric billionaire eagerly waiting to taste the ...
See what you’d look like if you ate fast food 24/7 by putting on this men’s super size mask. The mask covers the lower half of the face and is fitted with an elastic band so that you can easily put in on and take it off. It’s the perf...
This adorable corgi butt car tissue dispenser makes an excellent addition for the ride of any dog lover. This cute doggy tooshie is made from premium polyester to ensure longevity and comes with a large zippered opening so that you can easi...
Exact revenge in the most glorious way imaginable by bathing your enemy in glitter using the spring loaded glitter bomb. Designed to look like a standard postal package, it comes with a built in spring mechanism that violently shoots glitte...
If you or anyone you know is an unabashed asshole, this “Official Asshole” coin will make an excellent addition to your or their everyday carry. This comical coin makes the perfect gift for those who just don’t give a flying fuck.
If you’re a cat person, these adorable phone holder kickstands are perfect for you. Each cheery little cat is made from PVC and comes fitted with a small suction cup over its two front paws to prevent your sleek smartphone from sliding off.
Turn your next bathroom break into a bumpin’ party by outfitting your porcelain throne with the toilet tunes speaker and sanitizer. The best part is, after unboxing your bathroom essential, the box works as a hilarious and attention-grabb...
Life can be a lot to take sometimes and the Fuck This Shitshow gratitude journal is here to help. Inside its pages, you’ll get to do things like rate your mood in pineapples, read dozens of inspirational quotes, and even write down your t...