This Cooking With Semen joke notebook is guaranteed to create loads of laughter at any gift exchange. Disguised as a risqué cooking book packed with “100 delicious recipes” this gag notebook will make the ideal gift for your favorite c...
This gift from the heavens cooks a Belgian waffle and an omelet simultaneously. Concurrently. At the same fucking time. Do I even need to say triple-decker waffle omelet sandwich? Do I need to say anything else at all?...
Skip the pen and Moleskine and opt for something more authentically Potter with a Hogwarts Writing Quill with stand. It might not be a Quick Quotes Quill, but if you've got an essay to write and parchment to write it on, you can expect...
Dry your clothes anywhere with the Retractable Portable Clothesline. Compact and easy to pack, it stretches securely indoors or outdoors and includes 12 sturdy clips. Perfect for travel, camping, or small spaces – fresh laundry on the go ...
Remember how great the 1980s were? We don’t either! Now you can mockingly honor the decade known best for cocaine and bad fashion with this 80s style iPhone case that will turn your sleek iPhone into a bulky and cumbersome brick like device.
When she goes to put on her baubles in the morning, mom will think of you when she sees this Remember I Love You Trinket Plate sitting on her dresser. The 4"x4" ceramic plate is glazed so it has a bit of shine and will keep mom&ap...
Go keyless in your household with this finger scanning door lock. Perfect for locking down your home with nearly impossible to crack security, this clever deadbolt door lock will only open if your fingerprint has been authorized for entry.
Since most of us would rather be wet than dead, this water balloon variation on Russian Roulette is likely to generate a bit more participation and enthusiasm as a try-your-luck party game than its bullet-based counterpart...
Treat acne and pimps the instant they appear with Mighty Patch! These adhesive spot dots are nearly transparent and work fast to reduce and eliminate pimples and acne. Its the perfect go-to when you're breaking out!