Thanks for shopping at CVS! Here's your 6'-long receipt for the pack of condoms you bought for you 6"-long penis. Yep, our receipts are long and strong, here to make you feel inadequate and environmentally unfriendly...
The line between assault rifles and cross bows just got blurrier thanks to the Crosman Airbow. This 8 shot air bow fires fully sized arrows out of a rifle style gun at speeds of 425 FPS and can be easily operated using just 2 fingers.
Grow healthy and organic herbs right from your windowsill using these gardens in a can. Ideal for homes with limited space – simply pop open a can, add a little water, and watch as it grows over time into a lovely plant without any of the...
Enjoy a rousing game of put-put even after the sun sets by playing with this glow in the dark mini golf kit. The railings come in four vibrant colors and can be set up in dozens of different designs to increase difficulty and keep the game ...
Bring fun and excitement to your backyard hangouts with this snazzy foosball table cooler. This bright red foosball table conceals a massive 17-gallon cooler that can store up to 60 cans or 50 bottles and it sits on 4 small wheels so that y...
From the mind of the world’s top covert agent, the Archer Espionage handbook teaches you all you need to know about kicking ass and living life in the danger zone. From women and weapons to style and cocktail recipes – you’ll be savin...
Improve your complexion by getting rid of unsightly blackheads using this remover and pore cleanser. After washing your face, apply the strips, wait 15 minutes then remove and look in curious disgust at all the grime and filth you’ve remo...
If you're going to drink whiskey on the rocks all night you should have some big balls. Because they melt slower. Because they don't have any jagged or pointy edges that will scratch your Riedel glass. Because they look...
Inject some Sandy-Danny levels of romance into those su-u-mer...niii-hiiightsss! with this sail-style sun shade, a triangle canopy studded with a sky full of LED stars. Its fairy lights come in warm yellow and colored...
