Who says being kidnapped and bound by duct tape has to be an unpleasant experience? With the invigorating aroma provided from the scented duct tape you’ll be so enthralled by each of the savory scents that you’ll hope your ransom never gets paid.
Keep your sprouts from becoming future Kyles and Karens with help from Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up As A-holes. This insightful and comical read will provide you with a treasure trove of “unfiltered advice on how to raise some awesome ...
If a regular Maneki-neko brings good luck, this jacked-up version is bound to bring you a mountain of the stuff. This charming conversation starter is artfully crafted from resin and comes in a small size measuring 9.1″ and a larger model...
This adorable corgi butt car tissue dispenser makes an excellent addition for the ride of any dog lover. This cute doggy tooshie is made from premium polyester to ensure longevity and comes with a large zippered opening so that you can easi...
Keep the workplace running smoothly using these workplace violation sticky notes. These humorous yet effective violation notes will allow you to easily address a number of common workplace violations like “not covering when sneezing” or...
Transform your harmless little feline into a fierce and intimidating king of the jungle with this lion cat hat. As long as you insist on dressing up your cat with things he’ll despise, at least make it worth his suffering by choosing this...
Suppress your primal desires for bloodshed by channeling your violent tendencies into this Mindless Violence coloring book. Each page offers a vibrant and hilarious example of mindless vandalism and downright disorder like men fighting over...
Life can be a lot to take sometimes and the Fuck This Shitshow gratitude journal is here to help. Inside its pages, you’ll get to do things like rate your mood in pineapples, read dozens of inspirational quotes, and even write down your t...
You’re Only Old Once! proves that you’re never too old for Dr. Seuss. Written to commemorate his 82nd birthday, this wonderfully illustrated and witty book follows an elderly man through a uniquely Seussian check-up where he’s “poke...
Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a ...