Screaming Meanie 220: The Ultimate Alarm Clock

Imagine your ex-girlfriend Karen from the Terminator movies, but instead of a robot, it's a clock that screams at you. That's the Screaming Meanie 220! This alarm clock is designed to wake you up with a force that's sure to shake your sleepy bones. With a maximum volume of 120dB, it's loud enough to wake the dead, or at least your neighbors. The timer function lets you set your wake-up time, so you can be sure to start your day on time. The compact design makes it easy to fit on your nightstand, and it's durable enough to last for years. Whether you're a light sleeper or a heavy sleeper, the Screaming Meanie 220 is the alarm clock you need to get your day started right.

So, if you're tired of being woken up by the gentle hum of your alarm clock, it's time to upgrade to the Screaming Meanie 220. It's not just an alarm clock, it's an experience. Wake up to the sound of your own screams, and start your day with a bang. Don't let the Screaming Meanie 220 be your ex-girlfriend's alarm clock, make it yours!