This stick shift fidget toy is perfect for gearheads who love manual transmissions. This neat keychain features a high quality construction and can actually move just like a real life gear stick shifter – making it ideal for any auto enthusiast with restless hands.
Get the body of your dreams without killing yourself in the gym or getting costly surgeries by taking matters into your own hands with this Home Liposuction Kit. The kit includes a surgical scalpel and even a handy introductory guide to sti...
Confront your fears head-on with the pop-up book of phobias. This twisted work of genius features everything from the fear of clowns to the fear of doctors and needles, and puts you right in front of the action to experience your worst nigh...
Exact revenge in the most glorious way imaginable by bathing your enemy in glitter using the spring loaded glitter bomb. Designed to look like a standard postal package, it comes with a built in spring mechanism that violently shoots glitte...
Don’t stress it if the men aren’t biting, because now you’ll easily be able to grow your very own boyfriend! Just drop this bad boy into the water and this chiseled hunk will grow to six times his original size in just seventy-two hours.
Little Penis: A Finger Puppet Parody Book will entertain and delight everyone, minus the kids. In this clever and vividly illustrated book, you’ll bring Little Penis to life and go on a remarkable adventure that’s sure to conclude in a ...
Help little Timmy understand the concept of doing hard time by reading him “The Night Dad Went To Jail”. This informative children’s book will teach kids the life changes they can expect after daddy gets sent off to federal pound me i...
This holiday season, treat your taste buds to these festively themed mac & cheese flavored candy canes. Each yellow-striped candy cane in this six piece set will make you feel like you’re digging into a creamy bowl of some delicious m...
Take your parties from wild to legendary with Fear Pong: Internet Famous. This incredibly fun game is remarkably simple to play. There are two dares under each cup, if you do one of the dares you keep the cup. If you refuse both, you drink ...
Hitch up your wagons and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime when you play The Oregon Trail board game. The classic computer game is back and better than ever with even more treacherous cattle crossings, and death by dysentery!