Stonks, as we all know, only go up. But to fuel your five minutes of diligent research before going diamond hands with your kid’s college fund into a stonk, you need to stay caffeinated! And what better way to do it, than with a Stonks coffee mug.
Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a ...
Say hello to our little friend – and his little friend – with the Scarface lawn gnome. This aggressive little fellow stands vigilant and ready to go postal on the first neighbor or neighborhood pet who accidentally stumbles onto your pe...
Turn your next bathroom break into a bumpin’ party by outfitting your porcelain throne with the toilet tunes speaker and sanitizer. The best part is, after unboxing your bathroom essential, the box works as a hilarious and attention-grabb...
If you’re a cat person, these adorable phone holder kickstands are perfect for you. Each cheery little cat is made from PVC and comes fitted with a small suction cup over its two front paws to prevent your sleek smartphone from sliding off.
The Baby Shield is your ticket to staying high and dry while you’re changing Jr’s dirty diaper. The transparent shield comes fitted with a couple of heavy-duty gloves that are thick enough to stand up to whatever your stinky baby throws...
Walks in the park will become a thing of the past once The Pet Swing enters your life. It can easily attach to almost any swingset and will provide your furry friend with a comfortable fit that won’t hinder movement while they are joyfull...
The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity is your secret weapon in the battle against mindlessness. In this modern-day must-read, economic history professor, Carlo M. Cipolla identifies 5 quintessential laws for recognizing and neutralizing this ev...
Let your irreverent sense of humor run wild without ruffling any feathers by unwinding with this “Calm The Fuck Down” coloring book. It comes full of beautiful patterns that are complemented by sassy quips such as “Something to do unt...
Make your upcoming year a little less ruff with this hilarious Humping Dogs calendar. Each month you’ll be treated to an amusing image of two doggies going at it that’s impossible not to smile or laugh at, making this a perfect gift ide...