Subpar Parks
Subpar Parks: America's Most Extraordinary National Parks and Their Least Impressed Visitors. A comedic tour guide through our country's finest specimens of Mother Nature.
Subpar Parks: America's Most Extraordinary National Parks and Their Least Impressed Visitors
- Yosemite: 'The view was so breathtaking, I almost choked on my own awe.'
- Grand Canyon: 'I expected more, like, a canyon. Not a valley.'
- Yellowstone: 'The geysers were so hot, I thought they were trying to start a revolution.'
- Acadia: 'The hike was so steep, I thought I was in a real-life game of 'Cliffhanger' on TV.'
- Zion: 'The rock formations were so impressive, I thought they were trying to outdo the Eiffel Tower.'
Subpar Parks is a comedic tour guide through America's most extraordinary national parks. It's not just about the stunning landscapes, but also the hilarious reviews from people who have been there. From the breathtaking views that almost choked them to the geysers that were too hot, this book is a must-read for anyone who loves a good laugh and a great story.
So, grab your hiking boots and your sense of humor, and join us on this wild ride through the most extraordinary and least impressed national parks in America. You'll never look at a national park the same way again.
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