Tardigrade Steel Hose

Tardigrades, also known as water bears and moss piglets, are tiny - wee-wee-wee-wee-tiny all the way home - water animals that have survived extinction events. Now, they're powering your garden hoses with their indestructible spirit. This steel hose is tough, durable, and ready to tackle any garden task. Perfect for the eco-conscious gardener who wants to give their plants a fighting chance. With a unique design that pays homage to these incredible creatures, it's a gift that's sure to impress.

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