The future of the human race is in big trouble now that automatic blowjob machines exist. It features a powerful motor, 3 rows of beads, and a triple gripping mechanism that’ll produce eruptions so powerful you’ll never want to go on another date ever again.
Good news everyone – scientists have discovered a seaweed that tastes like bacon while offering twice the nutritional value of kale! This miracle seaweed is a fast-growing strain of red marine algae known as dulse, that tastes just like ...
Welcome to Edition 184 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...
Welcome to Edition 59 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...
With the MoonRun indoor aerobic trainer, you’ll be able to get a heart-pumping cardio workout from the comfort of home or any hotel room. You’ll get to interact with a virtual trainer and even compete against other runners from around t...
I don't know why Vornado needs four words--Whole Room Air Circulator--to describe what I can sum up in two: Super Fan. Truly. I've had many occasions on which to use one of these compact wind makers, namely any time my...
Power off, light on. It really is as simple as that with these rechargeable emergency light bulbs from JackonLux. I have them installed in 3 lamps in my house, plus the ceiling light above the toilet in the bathroom...
Make manscaping easy for your favorite guy with the Philips Norelco body hair trimmer. This handy all-in-one body and nose hair trimmer offers unmatched precision and comfort without any pain whatsoever.
Astro is the ultra serviceable robot that makes it remarkably convenient to monitor your home when you’re not around. It’ll monitor your home, play your favorite music or shows, deliver calls and reminders to anyone in the home, and more!
A kid that loves robots will love making the Sphero mini bob and weave all around the house. It pairs with an app that allows kids to control it with their phone. To add an element of learning, kids are able to code in the app to make Spher...
