Get to know the thoughtful and sensitive man that hides deep, deep, deep beneath Number 45’s brazen and cocksure exterior by reading The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump. Experience his best tweets and quotes, rearranged into beautiful poems and haikus.
Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a ...
If you’re a cat person, these adorable phone holder kickstands are perfect for you. Each cheery little cat is made from PVC and comes fitted with a small suction cup over its two front paws to prevent your sleek smartphone from sliding off.
Turn your next bathroom break into a bumpin’ party by outfitting your porcelain throne with the toilet tunes speaker and sanitizer. The best part is, after unboxing your bathroom essential, the box works as a hilarious and attention-grabb...
Ensure your child struggles in life by setting a terrible foundation of the alphabet with “The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made”. This painfully fun read humorously addresses “mischievous words” that ignore the rules of phonetics and s...
Achieve total nirvana every time you drop off the Browns at the Super Bowl with training from the Kama Pootra book. This informative book displays page after page of creative and sometimes challenging positions designed to improve your poops.
Relax in total comfort while you binge watch on your smartphone by placing your device on this gooseneck lazy neck phone holder. It’s compatible with a range of phone models and is designed to hold your phone at the optimal viewing angle ...
Learn more about those delicious little sugary treats you’ve eaten since childhood by analyzing this gummy bear anatomy model. This 41-piece puzzle offers a fun and interactive way to become an anatomical expert as you piece together thei...
Live out your college dreams of wrestling with women in skimpy outfits with help from the bulk jello wrestling kit. Inside this magnificent kit you’ll find everything you need for the party of a lifetime. Just fill up the kiddie pool and...
Stimulate the senses while finding inner peace with Pet This Fucking Puppy. Designed like a children’s book for adults, this playful read will help melt away stress and ease your nerves with a variety of tactile, visual, and even olfactor...