Tease the friend who's three sheets to the wind after less than one shot with the half pint glass. It's just enough beer for the lightweight to get a buzz, but not so much that he can't leave the bar on his own two feet.
A cat loves nothing more than backing up their behind to put their butthole exactly where your face holes are. Any cat lover will appreciate the underrated beauty that is a fuzzy butt dispensing tissues.
By avoiding confrontation, you avoid conflict, and no one wants to have a meeting that could've been an email, which is exactly what a confrontation is. Leave a note instead and express your true feelings without having to say an actua...
Thou shalt be jealous of the luscious locks that Jesus is rocking after a shave. This mug is heat activated so when your cup runneth over, Jesus "shaves" and his full beard disappears.
Don't get the crumbs from your avocado toast on the game board, you'd hate for the mice you share your studio apartment with to beat you at the game. In Monopoly for Millennials, art imitates life. You start with $100 (because you...
The girl who's been making a few too many trips to the animal shelter to adopt cat after cat needs an intervention. If she can't find a man, she can at least find a laugh in the Snuggle Pillow, which will make her feel like she&ap...
Stained glass windows and penguins are so played out. The People of Walmart Coloring Book is where the real action is at. Choose from a number of scenes you'd never see anywhere other than the big box store.
A boss whose mouth has just as much of a reputation as his ability to close an EOM deal needs a placard for his desk proclaiming his achievements. This is no ordinary nameplate, but it is honest.
They're so bouncy and fun to juggle, who wouldn't want to play with balls? The characters in this book know that sharing is caring and want to spread the joy of giving and double entendre.
Yankme parody candles are the realistic answers to scents you can never make heads or tails of. What does a "warm hug" smell like anyway? Who knows. Dog Vomit and Deez Nuts are just two of several more tangible, and memorable, sce...