Catching some Z’s when you’re out and about will be more convenient than ever with The Nap Sack. Simply slip the well ventilated sack over your noggin and you’ll be able to nap anywhere you want like at the park, at church, and even during insufferable work meetings.
Effortlessly drive friends and family insane by placing the Frickin’ Cricket hidden annoying chirping box anywhere you’d like. It will emit 3 realistic cricket sounds and features a small and thin design that will allow you to hide it v...
Transform your harmless little feline into a fierce and intimidating king of the jungle with this lion cat hat. As long as you insist on dressing up your cat with things he’ll despise, at least make it worth his suffering by choosing this...
Fight the urge to procrastinate by doing your work with these motivational profanity pencils. Each graphite No. 2 pencil in the set comes with a succinct and profanity-laced motivational quip like “fucking brilliant”, “getting shit do...
Have a laugh looking through failed works inside the pages of this Crap Taxidermy book. This nightmare inducing work of art showcases some of the most spectacularly atrocious attempts at taxidermy ever attempted by man.
Don’t stress it if the men aren’t biting, because now you’ll easily be able to grow your very own boyfriend! Just drop this bad boy into the water and this chiseled hunk will grow to six times his original size in just seventy-two hours.
Get in touch with your inner crustacean when you slip on a pair of giant lobster claws. Who needs things like fingers and opposable thumbs when you can trade that all in for a pair of gnarly 14 1/2″ silicone pincers great for clawing stuf...
Help little Timmy understand the concept of doing hard time by reading him “The Night Dad Went To Jail”. This informative children’s book will teach kids the life changes they can expect after daddy gets sent off to federal pound me i...
Turn shower time into happy hour with the Shower Margarita Machine. This must-have bathroom accessory comes in a vibrantly and hilariously designed box measuring 11.25” x 9” x 3.25” and is guaranteed to create laughs.
Stonks, as we all know, only go up. But to fuel your five minutes of diligent research before going diamond hands with your kid’s college fund into a stonk, you need to stay caffeinated! And what better way to do it, than with a Stonks co...