Cure your smartphone addiction by upgrading your expensive phone to the NoPhone Air. This cost-efficient model comes with an impressive 0 GB storage capacity and an impossibly thin, lightweight design that makes it feel as though you’re not even holding a phone!
Take your parties from wild to legendary with Fear Pong: Internet Famous. This incredibly fun game is remarkably simple to play. There are two dares under each cup, if you do one of the dares you keep the cup. If you refuse both, you drink ...
Turn the most mundane writing assignment into a racy grammatical escapade with these Offencils Profanity pencils. Each #2 pencil in the set comes etched with some eye-grabbing curse words that will entertain and delight.
Tidy Tips are the fingertip toilet brushes that will allow you to get into every nook and cranny of your porcelain goddess. They’re tough and extremely versatile meaning they’re also ideal for cleaning up nearly any type of dirty hole i...
Promote healthy eating while staying dry in stormy weather with the romaine lettuce head umbrella. This compact and lightweight novelty umbrella comes with an amusing lettuce graphic that creates the illusion you’re toting around an actua...
Get your daily dose of laughter while staying informed of the date with the “You Had One Job” day-to-day calendar. Each page of this fully colorized tear-off calendar depicts an equally hilarious on-the-job blooper, mishap or miscalcula...
Hitch up your wagons and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime when you play The Oregon Trail board game. The classic computer game is back and better than ever with even more treacherous cattle crossings, and death by dysentery!
Let your irreverent sense of humor run wild without ruffling any feathers by unwinding with this “Calm The Fuck Down” coloring book. It comes full of beautiful patterns that are complemented by sassy quips such as “Something to do unt...
Get to know the thoughtful and sensitive man that hides deep, deep, deep beneath Number 45’s brazen and cocksure exterior by reading The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump. Experience his best tweets and quotes, rearranged into beautiful po...
Help little Timmy understand the concept of doing hard time by reading him “The Night Dad Went To Jail”. This informative children’s book will teach kids the life changes they can expect after daddy gets sent off to federal pound me i...