Become the sexual stallion you’ve always dreamed of being by keeping your Johnson in top form with The Willy Exerciser. It measures approximately 4.9″ x 1.4″ x 1.8″ and is crafted from metal and plastic. A must-have piece for any sexually active male.
Does your baby have a sick right hook? A certain-nose-bleed front kick? A surprise wee-to-the-kisser move? The Buff Baby Speed Bag is a crib or carrier hanging toy that will help hone their skills on something other than...
This Monopoly money tie oozes swagger. A great tie to wear to important meetings, or on first dates. The Monopoly money tie conveys a certain level of sophistication that a regular striped pattern just never could; the Monopoly money tie te...
The Slotdog is Straight. Outta. Compton. Canada. At first glance, this hot dog scorer might seem as unnecessary as the infamous Banana Slicer, and only slightly less ridiculous than the Rollie Egg Dog Maker. It might...
Ensure you’re left alone by slipping into these “fuck off” socks and kicking your feet up in total comfort. They’re comfy, in-your-face, and are available in vibrant colors like white, red, purple, pink, and blue – each with displ...
LET THERE BE LIGHT... in your toilet. This game changing night light attaches to any standard size toilet and uses a built-in motion sensor to automatically activate itself and light up the inside of the bowl for easy night time visits.
Satisfy your favorite candy lover's sweet tooth by throwing some yummy candy cigarette packs into their stocking. These savory and nostalgic treats even come in packs designed to look like old school cigarette cartons.
The time has come for real men to shave with real shaving cream. Duke Cannon is formulated with the best ingredients, and is so high quality it meets barbershop standards. Plus, with each tube sold, money goes to help US Veterans.
Enjoy some hands-free fry dipping with this In-Car Dip Clip. The small plastic apparatus snaps into the car vents to hold your choice of sauce upright the whole meal through. You'll never spill ketchup on the car seat again.
Nothing caps off a grueling, straight-up, 10-mile ascent in the summer heat better than showing off your baller gold pocket compass to all the sweaty beards in the latest REI gear mowing on their Whole Foods trail mix...
