Whosoever holds this Mjolnir water bottle, if they be worthy, shall be able to hydrate like the mighty Thor! This XXL bottle is made from eco-friendly and odorless materials and has a monster 1.7-liter capacity to satiate even the mightiest of thirsts.
F*ck I’m Bored is the wildly entertaining activity book that will help you keep your sanity when you’re stuck at home. Its pages come filled with 100 adult activities to keep your mind occupied, ranging from classics like Sudoku and Wor...
Send your carnivorous taste buds on a flavor-filled journey by sinking your teeth into this exotic jerky & sausage gift box. The box comes with a drool-worthy selection of cured meats like bison, duck, elk, and wild boar that each pair ...
Make sure your loved ones never find out what a depraved sexual deviant you really are by strapping on this “delete my browser history” bracelet ASAP! Per the Hippocratic Oath, your medical technician will be forced to clear your shamef...
Be prepared for anything the world throws your way with the tactical self defense pen in your pocket. Apart from its patented waterproof ink, the pen features a glass breaker, handcuff key, and even a self defense tool that collects an atta...
Display your autographed ball on your wall with ease thanks to the ball claw. Available in soccer ball, baseball, football, and basketball style claws, these handy wall mounts are great for showing off your prized possessions, or just keepi...
This single malt bourbon lip balm is the only acceptable way for boozehounds to avoid chapped lips. The lip balm will moisturize and protect your lips while leaving behind a subtle scent of sweet, sweet bourbon. It’s even available in a M...
Make your fantasies come true with one of these personalized bobblehead figurines! Each custom bobblehead is masterfully crafted from eco-friendly polymer clay and will feature a similarity rate of over 90%.
Whether you need to slice open an envelope or cut open a box this fine edge keychain knife is the tool for the job. It features a small razor-sharp blade that is ideal for cutting and scraping and comes with a sturdy key ring so that you ca...
Get one step closer to modernizing your entire home by using the smartphone garage door remote control. With the touch of a finger you’ll be able to monitor the status of your door in addition to being able to open and close it anytime yo...