Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault

• They're just learning to be little monsters.
• It's not your fault, it's their developmental stage.
• They'll grow out of it, promise.

Remember, every tantrum is a step towards independence. Every meltdown is a lesson in self-expression. And every time they call you a 'bad word', it's just their way of saying 'I love you'.

So, keep your cool, keep your sense of humor, and remember: Toddlers are a**holes. It's not your fault. They're just learning to be little monsters.